Harry the mascot cat says 'fish now?' How do anglers fish and what does that matter to your writing? Very simple. They hook the fish once...

Harry the mascot cat says be quick, he has cat things to do. Did you know when you’re bored with your copy is a good time to reread it? ...

It works because it says everything that fast. And it reads like it wants to do things to you.

you know how your business is like your baby? Yeah well, it’s just like your baby. You’re in love with it, other people aren’t.

The second hand is ticking and you need to flaunt your wares fast.

‘…brevity is the soul of wit.’ It’s part of a Shakespeare line, though you could be forgiven for thinking it was the start of something interestingly nasty Oscar Wilde had to say.

Repetition is an effective rhetoric device, in writing it's a distraction.

Indecision freeze is real. Tell someone to write 'a poem' and they'll hesitate then, write falteringly. Tell them to write haiku and watch that pen fly.

You affect an effect. That’s how I taught myself to remember it.

That depends upon what you meant to say. If you meant to say the exhibition was an incredible experience because the sculptures were saying nice things to the paintings, then compliment.